Thursday, August 6, 2009

To Baby Bump

To: Baby Bump

To the above tenant in possession of below described premises:

I am issuing 14 day notice for EVICTION. You will have 14 days in which you can either gather your belongings and promptly vacate the premises, or wait until the final day; after which, you will be physically removed from the property.

You are being evicted due to breech of contract and destruction of property. Expansions only to the FRONT of the house, within reasonable limits, were discussed. Not only have these limits been exceeded, but additions to the back of the house were also made! Remodeling and gutting of the home was never approved, nor was changing the initial layout and base structure. And due to property damage, there are now leaks in both the upper AND lower levels of the home.

On top of which, the landlord has received numerous complaints about nightly disturbances.

After 14 days from this day, if you don't comply with this notice, the result will be immediate and forceful removal at my discretion.

Thank you for your cooperation

Love, Mommy

3 little comments:

Teri said...

Honor your so funny, and what creative writing. That just made my day.

emily :) said...

That is hilarious!! :)

Veronique said...

This is funny. Lets hope for you that he complies with the notice to vacate. It would be kind of fun to spend a couple days at the hospital at the same time. Keep us posted.